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  1. Amazing movie. I thought this was about an evil child that had to be killed because she was evil.

    Always enjoy Cage's performances. Such a frightening concept.

    Supposedly druids used a wicker man for sacrifices, but little is known about the actual ceremony, since any artifact were literally burned to ashes. The more desperate we become, the more brutal are the sacrifices. Gods sure are greedy though, throughout the ages – always several pounds of blood demanded.

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  3. a tale of heroic masculinity in which Nicolas Cage dresses up in a bear costume and runs around an island getting stung by bees and punching women in the face. it sounds better than it is. 0.5 out of 10. watch it anyway, though. oh god. not the bees.

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