Eugene Ranks Every Astrological Sign From Best To Worst

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1. Rising Aqua♒ Sun Cap ? Moon Sag ? Definitely wish we lived in the far future or another dimension with flying cars, teleportation, sci-stuff. Definitely a Capricorn career path Technology/business and climbing ladder for financial freedom. Moon Sag so been through relationships bc I like my freedom. Lol

2. Yes I’m an Alien wearing a human mask???

3. i watched this like, ages ago and forgot where eugene put virgo. as a virgo watching this. i am very happy bc HES RIGHT YOURE WORNG STFU

4. Aquarius….That is all

5. libra and cap what a waste of time listening to bs

6. “leo is the life of a party”
   me, a leo: cries in social anxiety

7. I'm a very happy crab 🙂 I'm cooler then the others. bahahaha.

8. i don’t know how to feel as a pisces

9. "Either they hate you or love you, they just put you on the box and you're not getting out of that box"
   Me a Scorpio: sips tea-

10. Eugene: Gemini’s are two face
    Me:

    cries in front face

11. I agree cause I’m a Scorpio ♏️ and I got 3rd and 2nd so meh happy ?

12. I hope this means Eugene would be my friend, me being a virgo 🙂 Just the thought of it makes me happy.

13. “Tauruses are dumb”

    Me: almost has a degree in engineering but has terrible imposter syndrome “it’s true tho”

14. I was looking for all the Cap comments but yall prolly depressed rn and sleep,drunk,or high lmao I love yall weird ass man we got this fuck the world lmaoooooo

15. DAMN EUGENE IS CAPRI? THATS WHY I CAN RELATE TO HIM SO MUCH

    wait eugene hAs ARIES RISING??? MY MOON SIGN IS ARIES…

16. As a leo I think we should be lower because we are so narcissistic and really enjoy having all of the attention and are over achievers

17. I'm ♉ and I'm not dumb in science history Ela computer science core the thing is I'm a little confused is on math because I started middle school and we are learning x-7=11and more so get it straight ugly MF

18. Scorpios: “sensitive and emotional. Mysterious, black and white, not easily mind changed, straight forward, perceptive, narcissistic ish, “

    Me: smirks and nods approvingly

19. And then in TGGT Eugene says that Virgo's are crap. Explain.

20. “Ugh, they love being a Leo. SO GOOD IN BED, SO ATTRACTIVE, SO FUNNY, LIFE OF THE PARTY!”

    Me, a Leo: “Why are you so obsessed with me? ?”

21. Oh, my, gosh I put whiskey in my hot tea sometimes. My husband thinks I'm nuts when I do this.

22. all bullshit SNS

23. Cancers getting shit on 🙁

24. I a virgo!! I'm right you're wrong someone shut up!!

25. As a Sagittarius this ranking is stupid

26. ♓️♓️♓️♓️♓️♓️♓️♓️♓️yea boi

27. No one

    some k-pop fans="EEEEEK JUNGKOOK'

    man i love being leo even tho i hate my fellow leo's

28. I'm a Virgo woooo

29. Personally I’m very pissed off that Aries are at the bottom

30. "No one can keep a Sagittarius"
    Me: cries in lonely

31. I love being a taurus

32. I'm a capricorn

33. IMA CAPRICORN

34. When he said cancer was first, I screamed internally inside my head

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