It’s a turkey takeover for one Woburn neighborhood. The pesky birds are pecking at cars, tires, and children. WBZ-TV’s Mike Sullivan reports.
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Aggressive turkeys take over Woburn neighborhood
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I live in Woburn and these guys are literally taking over… time to break out the cranberry sauce
Tu byłem.Tony Halik 2022.
This story shows everything that's wrong with 2020s.
15 years ago someone would've made them into a tasty soup after the first attack.
And now? A friggin' TV sensation.
there are people that will come and get rid of them, the price of a turkey for Thanksgiving, you don't think a free bird for the killing.
It’s gonna be a bountiful thanksgiving
“Kevin and the crew”🤣😅😂😅
Shoot them. A .22 rifle will do it.
Maybe they know Thanksgiving is coming in a ffew months and we are planning on eating them.
I only recommend this because avian anatomy houses respiratory and vascular pathways inside their vertebra, meaning the method wont choke or strangle or cut off blood-flow whatsoever; when a turkey charges, grab it gingerly by the head or neck, walk wherever you were going while grasping its face or head, as you get to the door, let yourself in and let go of its face: fowl can safely dangle from their necks, but don't do that, once they're motivated to leave, let them leave.
Shoot
The takeover plan is unfolding perfectly! You thought it would be Skynet or the BeerVirus…HA!
Kevin would be on the table at thanksgiving.
You Have NAMED Them ???
You Cannot Eat Them Now 🙄
And With Thanksgiving SOOO Close
if it bothers u that much just kill them… this is an issue that can be solved with a 200 dollar hi-point, but otherwise, just punt the shit out of them if they start annoying you
Turkey 🦃 Sandwiches, Soup, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Eve…… Turkey’s punching back
I'm sure people would rather deal with the turkeys than illegal aliens
I'm in Methuen 20 minutes north and I've had a family of 9 in my yard for the last 2 weeks. Last night I had a delivery from old navy and they took the bag off my steps and dragged it into the yard and ripped it open 😄
They have ruined my entire yard! Any ideas what I can do??? I chase them off several times a day. I just put up reflective pinwheels to see if it keeps them away.
When is hunting season?
We had a problem like that in our town…All the residents put down their guns and started open carrying cans of cranberry sauce and boxes of stove top stuffing….The turkeys thought it was Thanksgiving, and haven't been seen since…
asian belike did you just try to bite me ok i made fast food out of you tonight
Mannn I’ll stomp one of them out foh.