Nick Swardson | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #406

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1. Nick wasn't looking this good in the wrong missy !!!! Good on you Nick !!!

2. loan bailout??? what about 3, 5, 10 years ago if you did time or fines for pot but now its ok ? maybe just move to california and be a shoplifter

3. True Theo came out when he said “go pee outside or go pee in the um bathroom ummmmm remembers he’s in Hollywood

4. It
   Ya so odd at how indoctrinated they have people
   Like when Theo mentioned he could dunk @34:00 in the video
   And Nick said that is every mans and woman’s dream

   And Theo said we maybe not woman bc rarely. Can a woman dunk and Nick was like “YEA I KNOW ITS PROBABLY LITERALLY NO WOMANS DREAM BUT I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE INCLUSIVE”

   People need to realize how dangerous this $hit is
   Like who gives a damn if you are inclusive when explaining you MENS dreams to dunk like Jordan
   We don’t need to be inclusive of women in a conversation where it literally makes no fu&$ing sense

   Wake up the Marxist psychopaths are trying to indoctrinate us all

   It’s starts with just being inclusive and the end goal is population deduction of billions of people and global physical and financial enslavement for all of humanity

5. I'm super poor …like welfare poor and I paid off my student loans before the forgiveness.. can I get help with that?!? Paid off 2021

6. This episode is truly a gem

7. I could drive across the country and stop at every cracker barrel along the way son!

8. Theo is from a different time and place…He’s been used and abused like no one else… even Nick can’t understand it..

9. Nick is a real comedian

10. Nick Swardson is grossly under rated.

11. How tf do you drink 40 drinks in a day im significantly bigger than nick and Would literally die if I tried to have even close to 40

12. Dude you both should start a podcast. You two together are so funny

13. One of them is trying and the other is a natural….. just sayin'

14. LOOOOOOL

15. Yeah he mentioned Country Roads Take Me Home hell yeah what up Theo from West Virginia rolling Robbie hahaha Nick sounds like a cool ass dude he's right too resorts are fun I would do the same thing like I'm just going to live here go on a bender here for a little bit until I got to go back to work but Nick seems cool s*** and he's connecting with the Sandler crew what's those guys are awesome they're all just friends and they make it ass low to cash together just look out for each other and keep same people

16. The shame is what gets me. I'm a fucking loser. I was sober once. 7 months. Fucking wish I could of stayed in that time line

17. I loved Gary Falcons recent KILL TONY set, Theo should have him on

18. 1:27:38 ohhhh this would be a baaaad idea for people to try. most thefs i know will stab yeh. this lil cunt would not do this to a black dude or another male; really this was stalking, all she could legally do is call cops and tape her face… these people mess with real criminals they end up with a knife in hubbys neck and a D in Loud mouths puss. This Chola could have easily been leading them to a crack house full of BIG BOYS waiting to rape the woman and waste the dude. dont try to be a hero. you aint shit.

19. I love the randomness, “some dude named hash comes around the corner” I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂😂

20. Nick swardson is my favorite Neanderthal

21. Wow Theo is a great host

22. do you how strong monkey's are?

23. guy working the computer sounds like clancy from midnight gospel

24. Funny 😂 smoke 💨 Dont look if you are normal 😂😂😂

25. Good luck paying the loans off making $40,000 a yr!!

26. Bro why are theos ads so loud compared to the convo it pisses me off

27. Boy are we lucky to have fingerprints for identification purposes. Picturing what my asshole print might look like

28. Theo got crabs? Keeps fondling his Johnson 😂

29. feel like theo got a little bit de programmed from all the 12 step bullshit from a high functioning person saying he drinks too much sometimes but then he just stops for long periods of time almost as if telling people they have a disease makes the problem worse.

30. I love Nick swardson

31. Brick Moranis 🤣🤣 Crazyy

32. These episodes are better and better keep killing it !

33. Nicks eye contact and facial expressions to the camera are amazing😂

34. I hope nick takes care of himself. Didn’t he had a lot of serious health issues last time he was on? That’s scary shit

35. Nick was funny Af in benchwarmers

36. Nick could be a kicker in the NFL. There's a guy that looks just like him

37. nick swardson is so fucking pathetic "dunking is every guys – or girls – dream" completely un-ironically woke like holy shit bro snap back to reality

38. Theo get will compton on the pod. That'd be a perfect fit brother PTL

39. @

40. @1:18:29 proceeds to state how he's living on borrowed time– still drinks occasionally. Stop dude😮

41. Nick with a brand new Busch light hat: NO, i haven't been drinking..

42. Theo’s story about his dad bumping to NPR driving through his town when Theo was younger is gold! I laugh so hard picturing it.

43. Tire care and jean jackets. Classic Theo and Nick lol

44. These two work so well off of one another. They should start a podcast

45. Ridin' that can. That's amazing.

46. this is hilarious…

47. Nick is a legend.

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