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I’ll pay any amount of money to watch NL DbD loop the panda like he said in his first video.
i am assuming all of the fights u get put in a position where u can fight it without the environment being completly overbearing. i.e the squid. theres no circumstance where u get into a scrap with a squid coz it just swims away. but assuming the gods that put you in the position to fight a squid allowed for that and yall are in a cube, and u have access to air. and with that in mind. its not even close. ur so completly out of it's weight class and it doesnt have poisons. it can't hurt you.
House cats in DnD 2E- torn to shreds
House cats in dwarf fortress- catsplosion
Starfish are actually really hard to kill because they can regen back into a full star as long as they have a single arm and atleast some of their core intact. Starfish that have been torn into multiple pieces can regen into multiple starfish. So you could kill the starfish but it's individual pieces would regen into multiple starfish and then after killing those starfish they would regen into more starfish and eventually the exponential growth of starfish would become too many to kill.
Hippos kill about 500 people every year which puts them at about the 10th deadliest animal on earth.
"Smart Eagle Rant" was so good. I argue it is a 50/50, but had me laughing too hard to care.
Poot Bootigeg
NL has never seen a wolf in person. Wolves are yuge
Lol at egg calling a green basilisk and iguana 😂😂😂
I think a fair way of thinking about the underwater matchups is having them be in 4 feet or slightly deeper water with the exception of the massive ones like (killer) whales.
Also, this tier list makes me think about how much of a difference having just a pointy stick would make.
Amazed at how people think they have the pain tolerance to somehow tank a wolf bite and then concentrate enough to kill it whilst their arm is being ripped in half.
Seems like a lot of people haven't seen those videos of police dogs that send large men flying across the ground after pouncing onto their arms.
all of these animals would be EASY witha car
The lama literally just kicks you once and your dead. That’s it
Egg plssss more tier lists, react cout and isaac
Whoever made this quiz needs to think long and hard about why they put a "don't fight it" category in a quiz about what would happen when you fight an animal.
"What would happen?"
"Well I'd die, so I wont fight"
That means you'd die….
Excuse me, sir. Might win against a wolf, but gets torn to shreds by a cheetah? What is this feline bias?
"If an elephant is the giga-deer, then a sheep has to be the micro-deer"
New favourite NL sentence 😀
As with the previous list, i agree with most of these. But the eagle… we have to talk 😀 they accelerate to over 100 mph while going down on their prey. The closest comparison to an eagle attack is 6 knives homing in on your face at over 100 mph… youre toast mate
Parrot and ferret should be in same tier. A parrot will give you a mean ass bite
Extra Credit:
Could an absurdly strong human with only leather gloves and clothes equipped. (6’8” 400 pounds) rip a malnourished/starved and parched asian lion’s jaw in half (220 pounds).
Not would it happen, but is it humanly possible to achieve such a feat.
A deer is a easy win they are thin , weak and cowardly. The hard thing would be to catch it.
Not saying I would ever hurt a deer.
8:55 this might be the greatest quote of all time
My man must think a wolf is just a particularly mean dog.