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Bells Hells arrive in Orym’s hometown of Zephrah and learn of a possible solution to Keyleth’s lingering wounds, but acquiring the key ingredient is a dangerous endeavor…
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1:35 Sam’s Broadway debut (the game trailer at the break is incredible)
4:35 Candela announcement
7:50 Intro cinematic
9:40 EPISODE STARTS
11:45 Recap Ends
13:50 New Laudna art
17:00 Orym’s sister, Maeve
25:00 Orym is the V tip (family dynamics)
26:50 Life with Derrig
29:25 Scuffy
32:35 Leeta
38:15 Tapestries with C1 spoilers
40:00 Keyleth
43:40 Quest for the Blue Gooch Bloom
50:15 Orym and Keyleth
1:04:25 Chetney is always hustling
1:06:40 Keyleth, on the Gods
1:08:15 The Ascension and the Sealing
1:11:10 The airship kinda worked
1:17:25 Thollo talks about the Grey Valley
1:19:00 Chetney is so well travelled
1:21:00 The Hishari
1:26:35 Orym’s mom
1:29:05 Chetney will bang Orym’s mom
1:31:20 Fearne will not steal from a single mother
1:32:05 FCG’s wheel
1:36:15 Orym as a kid
1:38:00 Orym’s baby booties
1:39:40 Charging Marisha up
1:42:05 C. Pop Toys
1:44:50 Is Chetney Orym’s Dad? (Lowkey, I genuinely think Chet is Scanlan’s dad or grandpa)
1:47:15 Troth
1:51:10 Fanny Zed
1:55:05 Zephrah is super horny
1:56:00 Pate in the sky
2:03:05 Perennum flower
2:04:15 BREAK STARTS
2:15:55 Art Montage
2:17:55 BREAK ENDS
2:23:40 Those penny roller things are cool
2:25:10 Auto-auguric asphyxiation
2:33:40 Imogen’s guidance
2:39:20 New Bag of Holding
2:42:05 Performative clericing (Pate fails his job)
2:49:00 Laudna’s greatest creation
2:49:45 Pate tattoo
2:51:25 Pate is colorblind
3:01:15 FCG moves stealthily
3:05:10 Pate is not as helpful as hoped
3:08:45 Pate makes Chetney’s accent drift
3:10:35 “Are you all just watching this?” is death
3:15:10 Chetney books it
3:16:25 Map out
3:19:15 Battle begins
3:23:25 Chetney being dragged
3:26:15 Sam’s flask reveal
3:40:05 Hurts so good
3:44:00 Stop it
3:45:45 Hound of Ill Omen
3:50:35 Erratic defense
3:59:05 Spiritual chainsaw
4:05:50 He’s right behind me, isn’t he
4:19:00 Sam’s third shirt
4:22:05 Mister brings the heat
4:25:05 HDYWTDT PSA
4:27:30 Laudna is using Delilah’s wolves
4:34:45 HDYWTDT
4:43:10 Episode Ends
The in-game start date for the episode is unclear. Sam’s gas can has a picture of Imogen going in for a kiss from an upside-down Laudna, with the caption “Spider Woman”
I actually really liked Keyleth’s take on the Gods: they are just stewards to their respective domains, but stewards are important. Within that perspective, the Ruby Vanguard are really attaching more importance to the Gods than they probably deserve, which I think is interesting and fits with what we know of the Gods right now.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?
here for a character finally acknowledging how hot Ashton is
tuscans travel in single file to hide their numbers…
There's not a single middle aged MILF in Exandria that's safe from Fearne and Chetney
I can’t be the only one hoping this ends in a Endgame style battle where all 3 parties come together to fight Predathos
After 2 years and 11 months, I have finally caught up with all 3 campaigns! What a journey that was…
"lets form a human chain" , theres only one human on the team xD
Again Daylight spell IS NOT SUNLIGHT. This is a continual abuse of a 3rd level spell giving it the power of 6th level Sunbeam or 8th level Sunburst. A 3rd level spell no matter how cool should not be given the power of spells of much higher level.
Daylight only produces bright light not sunlight the only difference between the Daylight spell and a torch is the range of dim and bright light. A torch is 20' bright and 20 ' dim light. Daylight is 60' bright light and 60' dim light.
She used Aura of Life to perfection, then to allow Daylight to act as sunlight cheapens that.
Started campaign one back in early 2021 and I never thought I'd ever catch up but I'm finally here 🎉
I can't wait for a grog and jester appearance
I liked the interaction between Ashton and Fanny Zed 😊
Do the perineum flowers grow by the Ash hole from EXU?
so did Aahton like put the immovable rod in the handle?
1:55:30 To be fair, Orym has done the Zephratahm (probably spelled that wrong) while completely naked in a somewhat public environment.
"You carry a lot of weight on your face" – didn't think I'd hear a sentence that so perfectly describes Liam O'Brien in 90% of DnD situations. He always got the gravitas going, it's just part of his vibe.
I was going to ask the Reddit but it's not clear how to appease all the rules so I can post, but when did we learn the Ashton has celestial blood and has it come up since we learned about it?
I need a Fern shirt that says "stop it." lmao
…what ever DID happen to that shady pastry salesman??
Was Matt’s ruling against laudna’s second silvery barbs right? I thought reactions refreshed at the beginning of each round….
OK time to go to the next ep…is….
oh NO. NO NO NO NO NO.
I'M…*CAUGHT UP*! Now I have to week-to-week this shit with the rest of you!
The fact that they started singing Be My Lover by La Bouche absolutely tells me these are my people. I have a eurodance playlist with La Bouche, Robyn, Spicegirls and more that I listen to every Friday and I was not expecting this overlap lol.
Chetney is Hasbro. Canon.
It's so odd to finally be caught up after binging the campaigns for months now, lol. Can't wait for more though!
As funny as it was. I don't understand what was so funny at 42:31.