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Tbh we would’ve just nuked the Turaxi in space
We were born to inherit the stars
They probably should have read up on our history before picking a fight with us, the WWs show that we don't hold back.
The line about the daydream…I would like this story better if that's all the story, a bored soldier's daydream during downtime. 😮
So basically we gave them a taste of trench warfare?
“We will blow ourselves up to blow you up”
– Humans
"grinded" = "ground"
what the didnt realize is that by attacking humanity, they invited the humans to give a "proportional" response.
I hope this is the one aspect of being American that stays even after our country might fall. That ability that when attacked all differences all old hatreds are put to the side and the immediate threat is fought.
Remember: we killed tusked wooly giants whith just sticks and stones and we brought them to extincion
We are not weak
Blood for the blood God, who turns out to be a human.
Turaxi: Yeah lets erase then from the existence and take their territories
Humans: Fight back and erase Turaxis
Turaxi: OMG they are so evil
"They wanted to erase the threat to their species. The Humans wanted blood and revenge"
The two most terrifying sentences to hear about Mankind
Humans + United + stolen alien technology + vendetta = solos the verse
Good story, voice could be worked on.
Insane, I think you mean based wipe out the xenos scum the stars belong to us.
Is this part of a playlist I would love to find what happens next
Sounds like the Turaxi fucked around and found out.
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Very inaccurate since human would not united just because they have the same goal
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Bro if aliens fucked with us they face the might of the entire species. We may lose, but we will not surrender that’s for damn sure.
Holy crap, we glassed theyre planet 💀
Humans are the greatest species fr
"always has been. Wait, you didn't know?"
If the alien council thinks a planet of humans is bad wait till they meet the imperium of man.💀
Humans ripping eachother apart:
Alien appears: blows up a planet
Humans: so you have chosen.. DEATH! DON'T YOU DARE KILL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! RAAAHH!!!
After aliens die:
Humans: back to ripping eachother apart
Like when a Post Civil War Army invaded Mexico to free it from the French
Humans: I can kill my brothers and sisters, you don't.
Lmao
Humans: hey these guys are attacking us
Aliens: uh huh
Humans: We are gonna kill them now
Aliens: knock yourself out
Humans: we are winning
Aliens: wait, stop
Humans: … why
Aliens: youll destroy them
Humans: … i fail to see how thats my problem
i like to think that the human leader is donald trump
These aliens behave exactly the same as humans. To use those strategies, they have to be experienced in fighting, war strategy, and war politics. Such creatures wouldn't look down on humans for being exactly like them. For other reasons, sure.
Imagine watching a race get 73% of their territory taken, turn the war around and destroy the home world of the attacker, and then want to run the hands
the turaxians are like izreal, while the humans are like Falasteenians. when they fight back, they're the monsters? they're the scums?
Alien logic be like: "Let's fight the species that's always at war and probably have plenty of experience from it. I'm sure nothing could go wrong"
All these xenos need to know is that the stars belong to us. The sooner they realize that, the better.
As we humans say: "Nothing brings people together like a common enemy"
Aliens invading humanity:
Humanity: so you have chosen……death
I am barely listening to this but honestly just hearing background stuff is very nice
I mean… yeah "dig in, stay put and the go again" is one of the more simples strats of all time but the fact:
You got a culture base agression species, with a less then a decade recent war and a philosophy of persists no matter how low are the chances.
And the other:
United galaxy support species, overconfidence, a pace base culture, probably the last generation that fought is hundreds of years dead, the last war was 500 years back and probably look more like a gentlemans duel than a real war (bc allies look to have a script for those "war council's" and we're foolish enough to ask for reapirment)
Result's: Bro… WW2 is only 3 generations appart and you can see the culture of war is something really easy to forget (i could go to war, i played fortnite)
so let me get this straight your allies in the united galaxy the Turaxi decide to invade their planet, kill MILLIONS of humans and as a galactic council you do nothing? Then when humanity decide to unite with each other and fight back in the same way the Turaxi do only then does the council step in. Not only that but your complaining about the planets they took AFTER retaking theirs, retaliation after being invaded and neglected help? What did the council expect? Humanity would be cool with this? No! Anyone in their right mind would be upset majorly