
Jerma Plays Zombieville USA 3D “a stylized arcade shooter combining retro gameplay with strikingly polished visuals. Fight through an endless undead horde in the bleak hellscape of suburbia! Choose your weapons, grab a friend, and see how long you can survive.”
Originally Streamed March 15th, 2025 https://youtu.be/sZ9tdX3ubQc
Jerma985 Long Edit: (7.9 Hours to 2.7 Hours)
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Timestamps
00:00:00 – Intro & Toothbrushing Logic
Jerma starts the stream with odd personal routines
00:04:26 – 7 Pound Weight Training
Lightweight workout routine
00:08:36 – Blacksmith From Walmart
Joke about the quality of “professionally made” items
00:12:14 – New Game Plus
Jerma is already perfect and strong
00:17:31 – 25 Minute Motivation
Humorous spin on procrastination
00:22:01 – Cold Toilet Seats
Relatable bathroom struggles
00:26:11 – Game On!
Spontaneous singing
00:32:26 – Ray Tracing Drawbacks
Performance impact of ray tracing
00:38:08 – 25 Minute Motivation (Again)
The audience is implied to be doing nothing
00:44:33 – “Goaded Game” Slang
Humor about slang words
00:51:52 – SNES Perfection
Making fun of ET & the perfect SNES
0:52:19 – Super Nintendo Bloodborne?
Jerma jokes about Bloodborne being on SNES
0:57:18 – Charlie Horse Interruption
Sudden game interruption
1:02:54 – Gothic Girl Strategy
Blaming a loss on character choice
1:07:51 – Naked God Strategy
Beating Elden Ring DLC’s final boss
1:11:53 – Jimmy Neutron Defeated
Jerma’s nonsensical victory declaration
1:19:15 – Zombie Antidote Plan
Practical approach to zombie survival
1:26:51 – Ant Farm Viewers
Describing the audience
1:30:06 – Mic Pickle Pounder
Reacting to an absurd video
1:36:50 – Out of Tune Guitar
Random noise & off-key sounds
1:41:41 – Mario Interrupts
Pop culture reference during a game
01:51:11 – Zombie Poop
Chat wants a specific response
01:52:09 – Superman & Stocks
Superman struggles with finance
01:53:34 – Bloody Shows
Dislike for blood while playing bloody games
02:02:13 – Shrek’s Cousin
Jokes about Shrek & Snoopy’s relatives
02:06:27 – High to ASMR
Stream shifts from energetic to calm
02:08:43 – Game Rant
Frustrations with game mechanics
02:12:12 – Rain Blowup
Confusion about game logic
02:24:24 – View Count
Inflating viewer numbers
02:30:04 – Off-Color Joke
Lewd joke is made
02:39:19 – Microwave Mastery
Exaggerated microwave habits
02:40:58 – TF2 Characters
Discussing appeal of diverse characters
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DUDE PLEASE LEAVE A LITTLE DEAD AIR THIS IS TOO MUCH CONSTANT JERMA
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You’re such a beast for editing these the literal DAY after. It’s tough for me to watch his entire stream when I usually have to go to work halfway through and it’s great to get the highlights via your edits. Thanks so much
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