EXTREMELY Questionable Assassin’s Creed Reviews, Players REJECT Modern Games & more | Side Scrollers

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1. Ubisoft has gone fully Johnny Somali.

2. Food vendor sounded like AI. I wouldn't put it past Ubi

3. After Kirsche's comments on the "it's optional bro" I know she's stealing my comments almost verbatim and owes me many many reparations paid into ketchip shakes.

4. For the outro, you could have Dan Vasc and Pierry Chan make you an outro song, and Pierry Chan is the one that does Friday Night Tights intro!

5. Gooch grease 😂😂😂😂

6. Why can I see two people, and a cartoon cat thing demon? People keep hiding there identities with these cat demon cartoons is weird as fk

7. Maybe it's time for people to look into what the Nazis actually believed in and what they actually fought for.

8. The disrespect to Japan and to Lady Oichi would be like if some Japanese company made a video game where some no name rando was fighting in the Revolutionary War and banged Martha Washington under George's nose.
   Ubisoft is filth.

9. You can't compare this Assassin's Creed slop to KCD2 romances. You actually have to work to take most characters to bed in KCD2. AC Shadows is more akin to Horizon: Forbidden West's Burning Shores DLC. Purely poor fanfiction.

10. What these people do with the Teslas reminds me of what happened in a certain european country in the 1930s.

11. Theme Song #2 is sung by a relative of GLaDOS apparently.

12. Didn't know that Jeremy from Geeks and Gamers was hosting todays show. Nice!

13. 57:05 It should be stated that the punk "guy" is most likely a girl and shes simply doing a lip synch of a creator named Wendigoon. It should be stated.

14. Fire blabs
    Hire Gundam

15. “I’ve always been a fan of the historical accuracy of the AC series; what with the magical piece of fruit, Leonardo Di Vinci’s tanks, grappling hooks in 1800s London, the beheading of Louis XVI coming down to a single vote – but THIS is too far!”

    Absolute manbabies.

16. If you want a 'samurai' game that shows how you can successfully play with history, I'd recommend 'Like A Dragon: Ishin'.

17. Kirsche pronouncing the word "man" like a Jamaican will never stop being funny

18. In my eyes politics is not that deep I agree with some right some left some central. But where I from we are more respectful of other peoples veiws and opinions. In Scotland

19. 1:10:22 I spent 15 years as a game tester. Honestly, that sounds like placeholder audio. Devs often use Microsoft SAM or rope in a random dev to quickly record lines just meant to be placeholders until the voice actors record the lines. That sounds terrible for a final product.

    EDIT: 1:36:41 That's not how video game development works. If the game was supposed to release in October, then submission would have been complete months before that meaning they can't touch the base game anymore (This is why day 1 patches exist). Unless the day 1 patch is about the size of the game (probably 80gb), there's a limit to what can be changed.

20. 1:11:42 It's just yet another Ubislop mess. Feels like Starwars Outlaws like poor code r3t@rdation.

21. Kirsche once a week please.

22. About thr steam reviews 0.3 hours played but thumbs up isn't a real review

23. My question is, are woke white women and alphabets actually the ones programming and coding the games, or are they the consultants and management directing the people who are actually making the games?

24. I like how Craig is using AI when his brother is a musician 🤣🤣🤣

25. 101❤

26. I love when Kirsche goes off

27. 1:24:23
    I know this is going to be tackled now. "It's just an option" is where everything fanfic can now be an official material in games. What happened to imagination and rule 34 if the company themselves will cater to your kinks. It should be kept to yourself on your own world. Not every game needs to be Baldurs Gate 3.

28. Blabs didn't even achieved blast processing in this stream.

29. These AI songs are as bad as assassin's Creed dialogue. Please no.

30. Who could've guessed that a charlatan and a fujoshi would make for poor historical consultants

31. Best rebuttal to someone claiming to be non-binary.
    "Sorry but you've now just created a new binary between binary and non-binary. You're going to always lose this argument."

32. Wow! Look at Blabs coming in like KRAMER.

33. I play exclusively on consoles. I rarely play anything newer than 20 years old. Finally playing all the games ive collected throughout my life but didnt get around to play all the way through.
    Im pretty sure I already have more than enough games lying around to last me a lifetime even if I never buy a new game ever again.

34. Turns out that the firearms thing is a bit wackier. The people against firearms are actually horrified at the reality, and societal expectation, that they are responsible for their own safety.

    So the reason they become so violent (ironically) in opposition to firearms isn't because they are inherently violent BUT RATHER because they are throwing a childlike tantrum regarding taking accountability and the fear inherent to shattering their delusion of safety.

    This is why when a.liberal.doea eventually get a gun and take all the safety courses, they mellow out almost every time.

35. 17:07 – Yup, that's all I play is older games. New stuff is total and utter trash.

36. Kirshe song slaps ngl

37. Those aren't credits, thats a Eulogy

38. Blaaaaaabs want to be Neeeeenjaaaaaaa

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