Jerma Plays The Long Drive Co-op with Ster, Vinny, & Pokelawls – Long Edit With Chat

Jerma plays The Long Drive, an extremely janky physics-based road trip survival game, with Ster, Vinny Vinesauce, & Pokelawls (the four horsemen) resulting in constant vehicle destruction & glitch exploitation. “This game is so fucking stupid” while simultaneously laughing so hard his “fucking head hurts” because ultimately, “I love this game.”

Originally Streamed March 26th, 2025 https://youtu.be/kgenvD3yvZc
Jerma985 Long Edit: (4 Hours to 2.9 Hours)
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Timestamps
00:00:00 Confusion
The long drive begins with no intro & initial confusion
00:04:15 Poop Pickup?
Questions arise about picking up floor poop in the starting house
00:09:12 Gunpoint Greeting
A player spawns in aiming a gun, prompting a “fucking clown” reaction
00:15:23 Caps Lock Calamity
Accidental no-clip activation gets the car stuck inside a building wall
00:22:11 Shovel Ride Glitch
Riding a shovel leads to getting stuck under the world & begging for death
00:30:13 Manual Fuel Drain
The group physically tilts the car to drain the mixed fuel/oil
00:39:13 Radiator Relief
Overheating car prompts a collective effort to piss in the radiator
00:42:19 Corpse Physics Problem
A dead body attaches to the car causing game-breaking physics glitches
00:49:17 Passenger Seat Merge
Three players glitch into the same passenger seat creating a merged model
01:04:06 Dry Tumbleweed Joke
A pun about a tumbleweed being “dry” bombs completely
01:05:10 Dysfunctional Road Trip RP
Extended roleplay begins as a family on a chaotic sightseeing trip
01:15:32 NPC First Response: Murder
Arriving at a store, the immediate plan is to murder the NPC inside
01:27:11 Sky Awning Corpse
The glitched corpse stretches impossibly large, covering the game world
01:35:48 Heads Out The Window
Players lean their heads far out of the speeding car like dogs
01:44:46 Co-Op Steering Attempt
Realization that passenger leaning might affect steering leads to co-op driving tests
01:55:15 Jank Nostalgia
Discussion about the game’s bugs evoking nostalgia for older broken indie games
02:04:24 Royalty Free Radio Talk
In-game music prompts talk about royalty-free libraries & ‘The Rehearsal’ TV show
02:15:13 The Coat Flip
The car violently flips over after driving over a discarded coat item
02:18:53 Twitch Bookmark Origin
The specific Call of Duty clip used as a Twitch bookmark for years is revealed
02:29:39 Guitar Limit Testing
A player is killed via repeated guitar hits, explained as “limit testing”
02:39:41 In-Car Vocal Recording
Vocal samples are recorded inside the car for a potential music remix
02:50:24 Dino Nuggies Craving
Amidst chaos, the conversation shifts to intense hunger & craving Dino Nuggies
02:58:29 Ending & Goodbyes
The session wraps up, players say goodbye & plans for future streams are mentioned

Early on, they try to set some ‘ground rules’ for the session and figure out getting ‘everything from the house’. Discussions touch on game performance, like using the ‘latest beta build’ or ‘developer mode’, mentioning ‘Steam servers’, and the ‘computer struggling to host the game’, even considering ‘dual PC’ setups and potential ‘VR’ use. Amidst the chaos, there are unexpected moments, like finding a ‘medical doll’ for ‘CPR’ practice, joking about ‘evidence’ after an incident, spotting a ‘couch on the roof of this house’, and brief mentions of needing ‘nutrition’ or who has to ‘pay the bill’ for services. The state of the game often leads to wondering if they need to ‘update the game’ or deal with ‘fall damage’, while navigating questions like needing a ‘license’ for the absurd situations they encounter in different properties.
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