Jerma plays old/obscure games. (Grab Bag Game Night Part 2)
First is Crossed Swords, a Neo Geo first-person sword-fighting arcade game that feels like Punch-Out meets knights. He calls it a “coin eater” designed to frustrate kids at the arcade and struggles immensely with the blocking directions before realizing he could just hold the button down.
Second is Cyberia 2: Resurrection, the sequel to the infamous 3DO rail shooter, featuring even more janky FMV action and endless explosions. He compares the relentless, nonsensical chaos to how a kid plays with toys and finds the difficulty & repetitive bickering dialogue absolutely absurd.
Third is Deathtrap Dungeon, an early, crusty 3D action-adventure game reminiscent of Tomb Raider but filled with instant death traps and clunky combat. He gets wrecked by snakes, skeletons, rolling boulders, and even a Mario Boot, finding the game hilariously unforgiving but weirdly charming.
Originally Streamed April 2nd, 2025 https://youtu.be/aJso14ooKNw
Jerma985 Long Edit: (3.3 Hours to 1.4 Hours)
Jerma985 Clips Compilation / Jerma985 Funny Moments / Jerma985 Highlights / Jerma985 Stream Edit With Chat
Timestamps
00:00:00 – Stream Start / Tech Rant, Pillow Scream Therapy
Complaining about computers & technical problems before starting, Fixing tech issues involves screaming into a pillow
00:00:58 – Nintendo Direct Chat
Nintendo Direct discussion focusing on Nintendo Switch 2 game prices like $80 Mario Kart & comparing to N64 costs
00:07:05 – Coffee’s True Power
Debating coffee’s laxative effects based on personal experience
00:12:35 – Blocking Breakthrough
Realizing holding block works after struggling with timing
00:16:55 – Phantom Backseat Gaming
Calling out chat members claiming they could do better
00:20:52 – OP Sword, Still Bad Blocks
Messing up basic blocking even with an overpowered sword
00:28:13 – Cyberia 2 Welcome Party
Dying instantly in the first gameplay moment after a long cutscene
00:34:35 – Bad Road Trip Vibes
Comparing Cyberia 2 dialogue to annoying car trip bickering
00:40:17 – Toy Box Chaos
Cyberia 2’s action resembles a kid mashing toys together
00:42:38 – Déjà Vu Driving
Finishing a tough Cyberia 2 sequence only to repeat it
00:46:03 – Flying Piano?
Highlighting bizarre dialogue from the Cyberia 2 pilot
00:51:10 – Death Trap Tutorial Fail
Immediately falling into a pit trap after saying to be careful
00:59:35 – Window Resize Death Penalty
Game capture freaks out & resizes upon dying
01:00:03 – Boulder Surprise
Getting instantly crushed by a boulder after opening a chest
01:05:43 – Clunky Spellcasting
Needing keyboard & controller simultaneously for spells is awkward
01:10:12 – Mario Boot Fatality
Dying to an enemy resembling the Mario Kuribo Shoe
01:17:54 – Lured by Loot
Getting killed trying to grab a new sword in a dangerous room
01:21:03 – Stream Over: Headache
Ending stream early due to headache from old game jank & frustration
Jerma Plays Deathtrap Dungeon: Tomb Raider From Hell – Long Edit With Chat
Jerma Plays Cyberia 2: Resurrection on Jank Mode – Long Edit With Chat
Jerma Plays Deathtrap Dungeon: Tomb Raider From Hell – Long Edit With Chat
Join the stream exploring several vintage PC and arcade titles, starting with the challenges of getting old technology to cooperate, from monitor driver updates causing screen issues to configuring graphics wrappers in install folders. We look back at the high cost associated with gaming in the past, like expensive cartridges once priced near $80, and the potential money spent feeding coins into difficult arcade machines designed to drain quarters. The gameplay itself involves navigating complex digital environments, from futuristic storage facilities and labs to medieval towns, hilltop castles, and treacherous properties like dungeons, towers, warehouses, and quarries, each presenting unique trials. Managing in-game character health with limited resources like potions is crucial, mirroring the real-life need to manage personal well-being, especially when frustrating interfaces and low frame-rate visuals eventually contribute to physical strain like headaches after a long session. Witness the process of adapting to these older systems and overcoming their inherent difficulties.
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These longedits are mostly great but sometimes the cuts are WAY too spastic. The Deathtrap Dungeon segment especially. Jerma will be talking about an attack he just did that's not even in the video. Just ease up a bit and these will be golden.
so old he retired from retirement
"…WatEr- TEHRES NO TIME COME WITH ME"
DEATHTRAP DUNGEOOOOON
The fart sound at 48:23 reminded me of when Jerma used to edit in random fart sounds to his videos because he thought it was funny
It's so funny all the comments going "ew" when he's playing Cyberia^2 when the dude isn't perfectly encapsulating the dudebro character, but also the idea that every protagonist is some sexless straight edge hero. Honestly, I think the whiny frat boy actually makes you focus more on what's going on than if he was just throwing out the expected plot relevant dialogue.
Jerma thought that you couldn't hold a shield up. The very purpose of a shield. Truly brilliant.
Oh hey it’s the Jerma Long Edits guy
"CYBERIA²" | This was at request of fellow chat member DrewfusI of timestamp 1:30:35 in the full stream VOD.
Sens fortress with stock sound effects is peak gaming
is death trap dungeon fear and hunger
Friendship ended with 2ndJerma. New best friend jerma long edits. <3
jerma long edit
i laughed so hard at the cyberia 2 car crash my head just exploded
woke up this morning thinking "no way there is already a long edit of last nights stream". shoutout jerma long edits